when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon
old man bob dylan breaks into several houses and changes all the clocks. “the times they are a changin” he mutters to himself before sauntering out.
Recovering from an incident which involved me maiming a mouse with a Swiffer, here, I sit.
Eating my roasted chickpeas (courtesy of my roommate showing me how a manual can opener is used), green peppers, lemon water, and blueberry chocolate muffins when suddenly, what do I see?
Time Warner Cable and Comcast are merging? Oh happy day. I think of the thousands of soon-to-be unemployed and soon-to-be-raised Internet bill as I shed a silent tear — a cruel world… and now I, the mouse-maimer, am part of it.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE OH MY GOD